You Know You're From Vashon Because:
Once you pass the second cop, you know you can get away with speeding.
You think speeding is 45 on the highway.
You don’t know your own address, but you can tell people every other name the plot of land has had from before the pioneer days to yesterday.
You’re 20 minutes late to everything but the ferry, which you’re 20 minutes early to.
You think of 3 month old movies as “just released”
You’re to the left of Marx but, man, do you miss the Republican fundraiser.
There’s a difference between “up town” and “over town.”
You give directions that include landmarks that haven’t been there since WWII.
You think jeans, a tee shirt and a belt is overdressed.
You’ve braked for deer, tractors, and horses.
You’re really starting to cut back on the pot: only once or twice a day now.
High rises are buildings where you can’t spit on the roof from the ground.
You know the name of most of the ferry workers.
When the High School football team wins a game, you’re going to riot.